Aziz Ansari reveals the dilemmas he faces when trying to pick up girls, shares a secret about 50 Cent and reads his cousin Harris's painfully honest college admissions essay. With laser-sharp observations about texting, sex, food and everything in between, Aziz sweats the small stuff in the best way possible. Aziz Ishmael Ansari (born February 23, 1983) is an American actor and comedian. He starred as Tom Haverford on the NBC show Parks and Recreation.Ansari began his career performing standup comedy in New York City during the summer of 2000 while attending New York University. In 2007, he created and starred in the critically acclaimed MTV sketch comedy show Human Giant, which ran for two seasons. This led to acting roles in feature films, including Funny People, I Love You, Man, Observe and Report, and 30 Minutes or Less.In addition to his acting work, Ansari has continued to work as a standup comedian. He released his debut CD/DVD, entitled Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, in January 2010 on Comedy Central Records, and still tours nationally between acting commitments. In 2010 and 2011, he performed his Dangerously Delicious tour. This tour was self-released for download on his website in March 2012 and debuted on Comedy Central in May 2012. He completed his third major tour of new material, Buried Alive, in the summer of 2013. His fourth major comedy special, Live at Madison Square Garden, was released on Netflix in 2015.

Tracklist:

Intro
Talking to Girls at Bars
Crush on Waitress
Texting with Girls
I Kinda Have a Boyrfriend, Is That a Problem?
I Think Too Much
The Macaroni and Cheese Fuckin' Days Are Over
Wasting Time on the Internet
The Donut Video 1
Sign Language for Jizz Everywhere 1
My Favorite Racial Slurs 1
Motley Crue Tour Vs. Aziz Tour 1
Toronto Customs Lady 1
Lady with the Puppies 1
Driver That Had a Dick on His Shoulder 1
Harris' College Essay 1
50 Cent Grapefruit Story 1
Online Fight 1
Jay-Z New Year's Story 2
R. Kelly Online Video Dictionary

UPC: 858936003653
Label: Third Man Records
Release Date: 4.28.15
Format: Vinyl Record

Aziz Ansari - Dangerously Delicious [LP]