PRODUCT DETAILS
Tracklist:
- Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Solar Panel Asses
- Live from the Russian Compound
- Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Listen the Mighty Ear Is Here
- Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
- Teenage Mustache
- How to Become a Virgin
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Late for a Double Date with a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet
- File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
- Practiced Hatred
- PSST! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?
- Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Pulling the Christmas Pig By the Wrong Pair of Ears
- Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?
- Your Mantel Disguised As a Psychic Sasquatch
- Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics with Delusions of Grandeur
- Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again
- Priest with the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING
- No dinged corners: All orders hand-packed by vinyl lovers using sturdy mailers specifically designed to protect your records during transit.
- The protection your records deserve: Every order includes free shipping insurance that covers you in case of damage or loss during shipping.
- All you can ship at one rate: $5.99 flat-rate shipping on all domestic orders.
- Protect the planet: Carbon-neutral shipping and mailers made of recycled materials on all orders.
- Read our full shipping policy.
RETURNS
- Change your mind? No problem: No nonsense 30-day return policy on all domestic orders.
- Read our full return policy.
PRODUCT REVIEWS
ABOUT US
For over 10 years, Pale Blue Dot Records has shared and supported your love of vinyl records. We are an independent online record store located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and we’re passionate about music, the vinyl community, and doing our part to protect the environment. Learn more about us here.